Dear Dana . . .


I receive so many requests for advice from dancers, that I decided to post some of the more "interesting" ones here. All questions are completely anonymous. Click here to submit questions or responses.


Dear Dana,

I've notice that you have stopped booking certain bands in the last year. Most of these bands are Cajun bands. Why Is that? I love the music and love to have room to move, especially at Eagles where there is always room to dance whenever a Cajun band plays. Why is that?? Some of us have wondered why?? Do you not like Cajun music? You advertise it on your flyer, but don't seem to teach much anymore. Why?
 
Signed,

Wants More Cajun


Dear Wants,

Well you have touched on a subject that I have gotten a lot of flak more lately and one that I'll try and address here. Yes, you're right I don't book as much Cajun stuff at the Hall like I did because I book Zydeco bands more. Reason? Zydeco draws more people. it's that simple. And I'm not just talking about 10 or so, we're talking about 50 or more a night. It happened about 5 or 6 times last year, where the Cajun styled bands I booked had significantly lower numbers that the Zydeco Bands and finally I had to make a decision. While many people who go to Eagles like and do both styles there are a growing number who don't or won't come out when I have a Cajun band.

Another reason: Let's put it this way. When I've had Cajun bands or Cajun-styled bands on Friday, we have to give people back their money, as most of them all say "This is not what I expected." We are known for being primarily a Zydeco place, and when people come for the first time that's kind of what they expect to see. When they don't, I can't tell you the number of people who ask for their money back. That never happens on a Zydeco night. New people may or may not like the band, but the Zydeco musicians and bands we have who play do not run people off, like some of the Cajun styled bands. Do I like the music? Yes. Do I love the dancing? Most certainly. Am I saying that these folks can't play and am somehow knocking the talent? Of course not, most if not all the Cajun styled folks we've had have been excellent musicians and professional all the way around. It's really about the numbers pure and simple...I could go on and on about it, but that about sums it up.

Sadly, Cajun music and dancing around the country is slowly going under. There are places in Louisiana now where they SWORE they would never book Zydeco and now they have, due to the dwindling audience for Cajun stuff. It's sad but it’s a reality. Course, we still get Steve Riley once a year, and the Lost Bayou Ramblers and Pine Leaf Boys came through and they drew decent crowds. But those are out-of-town bands. They do tend to draw better. Local Cajun bands sadly don't. If the numbers get back up, then I'll look into having them again. The Zydeco bands we've had over the last year have all done over 200 people at the minimum...I can't say that with the Cajun or Cajun/styled bands that we've had. Most haven't really come close to it, with the exception of the out-of-town bands and even they had a harder time than usual. But I also never say never so there's always hope.

Thanks for the question and I hope this answers it.

Dana D.


Dear Dana,

I'm a lady who has been coming to Eagles to dance to Zydeco for a few years now. I've noticed that you don't often teach turns at the drop-in dance lesson. I've also found that most of the guys I dance with have no idea how to turn their partner in time to the music. Most leaders turn me whenever they feel like it which often causes me (the follower) to stumble, skip, or lose my balance. This means that after each turn both me and my partner have stop and start again to get back on beat together. It doesn't feel good and from what I can see of other dancers it doesn't look very good either. Since I thought that turns are basic to all types of dance, I am curious as to why it is so difficult for Zydeco dancers.
 
Signed,

Yearning to Turn


Dear Yearning to Turn,

The reason I don't do turns at Eagles is that it's supposed to be a drop in lesson. That involves pretty much people who have NEVER DANCED, or not Zydeco anyway. I try and keep it simple, and if the class is getting the basic somewhat, then I move on to some footwork. Sadly, it's ALWAYS THE GUYS WHO NEVER TAKE THE CLASS, who do what they do to you and many others. They just think that turning is something that is going to wow their partner. Well, frankly, most don’t know how to do it at all, much less right. It doesn't look good like you say, and has been known to hurt people. Also, many Zydeco dancers have only danced Zydeco, and the level is sometimes not very high. In other words, many Zydeco dancers who think they know dancing don't know squat. They just know two or three moves and that's all they are going to learn. But they are advanced in their own minds, so that's the rub. It's hard to compete with someone's ego. Especially when the dancers we're talking about don't really want to learn. They just want the fastest, easiest way to go in the shortest amount of time. That's the leaders. More followers than not should call these guys on their shortcomings but sadly don't.

Hope it helps.

Dana D.


Dear Dana,

I have noticed that at Eagles Hall you sometimes play Latin or Funk music when the bands take a break. Some people dance and others just listen and enjoy it. I've noticed however, that some people do not find it appealing at all. I've even heard some say that for the money they pay they don't want hear anything other than Cajun or Zydeco music at a Cajun or Zydeco dance. Do you have an explanation for these musical purists?
 
Signed,

Zydefreak


Dear Zydefreak,

I could give you lots of reasons or names, but one name would be: Stuck!!! They are just stuck on one thing and one thing only. Variety is not only the spice of life, but it's also what we do pretty much at Eagles Hall. I get a lot of requests to play different styles of music, and I usually grant the requests with the music that is on hand. Many people love the stuff we play, from James Brown to Merengue. More and more people are getting up and dancing, especially to something like the Merengue. Most people who don't like it, I find, are the ones who are stuck on what they only can do. They don't try and learn, they don't try and do something new, they just want to have the same ol' same ol'. And sadly, the same ol' same ol' I have found with these people is pretty boring and lame. That's my humble opinion anyway..

Hope it helps.

Dana D.


Dear Dana,

I'm a woman who always seems to get the guys who dance badly, can't keep time, can't do any moves, can't lead, and then proceed to get on MY case about not being able to follow a bad dancer and bad lead. Is this just me, or do other women experience the same thing?? It's driving me nuts. It's bad enough to have a bad dancer, but then to say it's MY fault makes me want to stomp on his foot.

Signed,

Disgruntled Dancer


Dear Disgruntled

It's not you. There are many guys in a lot of dance scenes that do just what you are talking about. And they do it quite often, most with no shame or guilt at all about how bad they are. It's like they are in denial, although I know most aren't. They just frankly don't want to get any better, they want to take the very easy way of doing things and then blame someone else for their shortcomings.

My answer would just be to walk off when they start giving you the dissertation on your dance style. Just walk off. I usually don't recommend that, but there are some guys in this scene, like others, that need to be taken down a peg or two. Especially in this dance scene, where, since most people are pretty cool, but there are some who are like the guy you described.

Of course, if that is beyond what you want to do, you could always come back with the snappy "Well, if I got a better lead, I could have done the move much better." Throw it back on them and see how they take it. Most REAL men wouldn't have said anything in the first place. They would have tried to do the right thing by making YOU look better if they could. But the guys you are describing aren't real men. They are like little boys, who have to blame someone else for their problems. So little boys sometimes need more drastic measures to get their attention, like the above solution.

Anyway, hope it helps.

D


Dear Dana,

I'm always curious. You are always talking about guys who do the bump, and you don't seem to like it, and don’t teach it, although many guys do it. Is there a reason??

Curious Mind Needs to Know


Dear Needs,

The reason I don’t like it is that it just seems lazy to me to do. There are so many wonderful arm moves and patterns as well as funky feet, that it just seems to be an extremely lazy move for the man to do. I've just seen it over the years become so guys ONLY move they do, over and over and over and over again. It seems to bore most women, and puts the guy who does it in place that maybe he should just learn more. But this is the move they choose to do, and frankly most don't do it well enough to warrant anything. I used to do the bump back in the day, and seeing some of these guys butcher the move and doing it to Zydeco, where many people in Louisiana never do it, just seems wrong to me. So that's why I don't like it.

Hope it helps,

Dana


Dear Dana,

I really like your website, but wanted to know if you have some recommendations on newer CD's than the ones posted on the site already? Any suggestions would be helpful?

Signed,

Wants to know

Dear Wants,

One of the reasons I don't post many CD's is that someone is always bound to get miffed or put off about why I chose someone or didn’t choose someone else. It's kind of opening up a whole can of worms I don’t like to do very often but since you asked...

Some newer CD's I play a lot are the newest ones by Chris Ardoin, "Sweat" and "Save the Last Dance". Both are very, very good. Danceable, great singing, songwriting, accordion playing, etc... Also, the tempos are too fast but you can really get a good groove going. Also, Step Rideau's CD from a couple of years back, "From Step to U", is a very fine CD. Geno Delafose's latest, "Everybody's Dancing", is something I play a lot. I especially like the tune "Bluerunner" on it, as does everyone who hears it. Andre Thierry's CD is also very good.

Some others in the traditional vein are Dexter Ardoin's "What You Come to Do." It's a very nice take on traditional French/Creole music that has an updated sound. Also, Brian Jack's "Zydeco Time" is a great CD, in which every cut is very good.

Another one that isn't traditional but is very good is Big Red and the Zydeco Playmakers' CD. The singing is great, band is tight, and it has a very new and fresh feel to it. Curley Taylor's CD also has a lot of newer stuff on it as well.

These are just some, but by no means all, of the ones I play, listen too, and have had a lot of people say they like.

You can get these CD's by going to the websites for the bands:

www.chrisardoin.com

www.brianjack.net/music.html

www.geocities.com/andre_thierry1

www.curleytaylor.com

www.ritmoartists.com/Geno/delafose.htm

Big Red's CD can be bought at www.flattownmusic.com/Big_Red.htm

Hope that helps...

Dana D.


Dear Dana,

As someone who has danced in this scene awhile now, I've had great fun. But a couple of questions I would like to ask: 1) Is it just my imagination or do more guys do the "BUMP" more than when I started two years ago? 2) What do you do with these guys when I, as a woman, get SO TIRED of doing the same thing beat after beat after beat. Some guys do this move 20 times in a row!!! My hips hurt, so does my arm as they yank it up to get to my hip?? What should I do?? Don't want to be rude, but am very tired of this.

Signed,

Don't Want to Bump No More

Dear Don't,

Well, you've hit on a very sore point with me (no pun intended). NO, it's not your imagination. More guys seem to like doing this move, a move I personally can't stand. I don't know why these guys do this... I honestly don't. The only answer I can give is that these guys are very, very lazy when it comes to dancing. They don't want to learn ANYTHING new, they think they are impressing you when they are not, and for some reason that seems to be the big cash money move for a lot of guys. I would recommend that you tell them, very directly that you don't like it. Period. Tell more women that too, and I think if enough of you gals tell these guys that they might actually not do it ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!! Hope that helps. If that doesn't, maybe hitting them hard on the hip when they bump, or pulling down on their arm when they try to do it might give them a hint.

Dana.


Dear Dana,

What do I do when my dance partner, the lead, dances in a constant circle? I'm not talking about repeated twirling and rapid spins, or even saying that the man is a bad dancer, which can make the experience even more frustrating when he is getting in a groove, but continues rotating in a steady circle. I try to tolerate the circling as long as I can and seek satisfaction in the fact that at least we're on the beat. I will even try as subtly as possible, through body language, to apply the brakes. But even so, they inevitably start turning again. Is it rude for me to attempt to back-lead in the middle of a song? I would think it would be ruder yet to ask him to stop circling. I really try to be a good sport, but I hate feeling dizzy!

In a similar vein, what do you do if your knees can't tolerate a lot of moves requiring deep bending and your lead loves it? I sound like a wooden plank with a tendency towards nausea, but it's not that bad in either department as long as both circling and deep bending are done in moderation. But there are those who don't understand the meaning of the word. Input please.

Need a Clue

Dear Needs,

Actually, the question you asked has a simple answer: TELL HIM. Seriously, you really should. I know that some guys have an ego problem that requires you to tiptoe around said ego, but too bad. Only bad dancers seem to not to give a damn about the partner. Good dancers should always make their partners feel good. Maybe a bit intimidated is always going to be there, but no one should get dizzy or sick, or HURT especially. Just tell him.

I don't know if back leading would work. Most guys who like to dip, in my experience, can't do much else. There are a few guys around here at Eagles who I have told and have asked NOT TO COME BACK, because all they do is dip, and haven't paid attention to what the women asked. So, they are gone and good riddance. Seriously, you should not be hurt or sick. Most dancers are respectful of their partners opinion. The ones that aren't, walk off. If enough women do it, they will either get the message or get out.

Hope that helps, Dana.


Dear Dana,

I have been partner dancing for a few years now, and I especially like Zydeco because the accordion makes me smile and I love dancing to the fast beat. I'm writing for your advice because I have a pet peeve about dancing that I was hoping you, as the Bay Area's premier Zydeco dance instructor could address. It never ceases to amaze me as a follower in this dance form as in others, how often I get stepped on or hit on the dance floor. I bring this up now because last weekend I saw a woman who was knocked into another dancer while doing a turn so hard that she was nearly reduced to tears. Another friend complained to me because she had been stepped on by a lady in heels and she felt it could have seriously damaged her foot. Now I know that these are extreme examples, and I don't think that hitting or stepping on someone on the dance floor is ever intentional, but I have found that it made me so mad at times, that, much to the dismay of my partner, I've stopped dancing and walked off the floor. What do you think the crux of the problem is here, bad leading or bad following or both? Do you think it is rude to ask beginning leaders not to run you into anyone as you dance with them? Do you have any suggestions for dealing with the other dance floor "drifters" who seem to knock into other couples on a consistent basis? Please fill me in. I'm eager for your perspective on this all-too-common problem. Thanks,

Bruised and confused

Dear Bruised and Confused

The problems that you talk about seem to be universal in dance. However, I must admit that Zydeco seems to be getting more of it's share of people who don't seem to give a damn about dance floor space, who is on the floor, where they are, or whether or not they bang their partner into someone. It's always the guys, who REALLY THINK THEY KNOW how to dance that do this stuff. But, most of these bozos can't dance, and either won't take classes or even if they do, they assume they know how to do moves. It's something that has always amazed me.

So in reference to your questions, by all means walk off the floor if these guys do this stuff. I would unquestionably get in someone's face if they plowed me into someone. Accidental bumping into someone happens, but accidental is different than someone not paying attention, or not caring. No one should ever get hurt because of someone's stupidity and negligence. That's what leading is supposed to be about, in my humble opinion. Someone who looks out for the lady, who is trusting their man to do just that. Too many idiots don't though, as they are so busy doing a move, thinking of a move, or just plain ignoring their partner, then collisions and injuries occur.

This may sound harsh, but it's a pet peeve of mine. I've seen people get injured because of bad leads. Some women have had to quit dancing for long periods due to these so-called "leaders". So yes, by all means, call them on it. I think more women should, and then maybe, just maybe these guys might get the message about dancing: That it is supposed to be fun, but safe, and that no one should be put in position to be hurt.

Hope that helps, Dana.


Dear Dana,

I am new to Zydeco music and dance, but I think it is so much fun that I want to practice dancing at home. Do you recommend any favorite bands or recordings that are especially good for this sort of thing? Signed, Eager for More

Dear Eager for More

You've asked a great question. It's one I've tried to avoid in the past as people are so picky about what they like, that some people are going to ask how come I don't have this or that CD, this band is great, how come you don't play them, I love this band, how come we never hear them, etc......It just has gone on and on. So I've not put in print what I like or recommend much.

But since you've asked in a sweet way, I'll give some CD's that I use a lot to teach to. These are just a sampling of things I like, and by all means not a definitive list:

Brian Jack and The Zydeco Gamblers-"Give Me Some Room": Also, "Once Again". These CD's are more of the Modern Zydeco Sound. The rhythms are also a bit slower than the older style, so one can practice at a slower pace.

Nathan and The Zydeco Cha-Cha's-"Zydeco Hog, Live at the Rock and Bowl." This is a great, great live recording featuring Nathan and his band at their best. Great two-steps, some shuffles, just wonderful sounds.

Beau Jocque-"Git It, Beau Jocque", "I'm Coming Home". These are my two favorite CD's by the late, great Beau Jocque. These are funky, hard-driving and have nice, long grooves that one can practice moves too.

Boozoo Chavis-Pretty much any CD. All of Boozoo's CD's are good, and they include many of the same songs in each CD. A Zydeco Dancer should have at least one Boozoo CD.

Lynn August-"Creole People", and "Creole Cruiser". These two CD's are in my opinion, just great. When I first starting teaching, I wore out the Creole Cruiser CD I had, twice over. Lynn August doesn't play much anymore, and is a great representation of an older-style. Great, great, piano-note playing.

Clifton Chenier-"Live at Saint Mark's". This CD is wonderful. It's live, shows how the King of Zydeco was at his best. Since this was also recorded at Saint Marks, here in Richmond, Calif. it's a special treat to hear, as that is one of the first church dance halls I went dancing at. This gives you a look into how Zydeco used to be in the old-school and still sounds good today.

Geno Delafose-"La Chanson Perdue", "That's What I"m Talking About", and "French Rockin' Boogie". Any of these CD's will do, as Geno is just flat-out great. His music is pretty much the same live as on the CD. These will make you sweat, as the two-steps are faster than some, but Geno also plays a few more waltzes than most.

All of these CD's are, in my opinion, recommended. Anyway, hope this short list helps. Again, by all means, these are not the only ones I play. Keith Frank, Step Rideau, Zydeco Force, Lil'Malcolm, Leroy Thomas, Andre Thierry and more are many of the Zydeco artists I play in my classes and at dances. Also, on the Cajun side, Steve Riley and the Mamou Playboys, Le Feufollet, Dewey Balfa and the Balfa Brothers, Balfa Toujours, etc....I could be here all day. These artists are all good, but again, it just depends on your taste. Good luck and have a good time searching.

Dana.
 


 Dear Dana,

I really enjoy your column and the advice you give. It has helped me figure what to do with certain people on the floor without being weird or nasty about it. However, one question I have to ask you is this: What is the proper count for Zydeco? I do other forms of dancing, and whenever I go dancing, usually at Eagles Hall, so many men tell me different things. I've taken your drop-in lesson, and you start it with a quick-quick-slow count. Some men I dance with INSIST it is started with a slow-quick-quick.

Please help with this, as when I start to follow the man, it doesn't seem like that big a deal, at least to me. Is it? What is the proper way to count? Does it make that big of a deal? Please help me with this, as I'm starting to question my own judgment about dancing.

Inquiring Mind,


Inquiring Mind

Don't doubt your own judgment. I teach a quick-quick-slow, but I learned a the other way first, slow-quick-quick. While it was a bit tricky at first, I soon realized that it really wasn't any different. It's just how you count it. Olivia Thierry, Andre's mom, taught me the way I do it now, and she said it's to get people moving, and then you can work with that.

I think that is a great philosophy, especially beginners who don't know anything, especially about moving. These guys may be trying to impress you with how little they know. If they are really strong leaders, they will do things to make you feel better, so you can relax and follow better. Also, if they are so good, they should be able to do both, as really, once you are in the basic two-step pattern and count, you are in it.

These guys may be doing it the only way they know, which while not wrong, should not be the only way. Too many people, alas, adhere to that philosophy. Their way is the only way. For them, yes, but not for others. To be also brutally honest, it's always and usually the bad dancers who have to correct people on the "correct" way to do the step. Those are not the ones who really have any fun either, because they are not listening to the music, they are too busy being "correct", and making sure you are too, to really listen to the music, and just let go and have fun.

So, Inquiring, don't worry. There aren't too many of them around. And don't doubt yourself. Remember, the goal is to have fun, and frankly most women I know and dance with don't even pick up the first slow anyway. So again, have fun. Hope this helps.

Dana


Dear Dana,

Sorry Readers, that I haven't had a chance to update this column as much as I would have liked. I have a couple of interesting questions that have come in. One was: Having danced Zydeco for the last few months now, I have definitely noticed that I'm getting better. However, many folks I danced with, have said that my style still is "not right." That I sway too much on the balls of my feet, and not enough heel action. Dana, are these folks right, or are these guys being not-so-know-it-alls?

Signed,

Wants to Know-It-All (or at least try)

Dear Wants,

A great question, and again, another that is asked all the time. There are many styles of Zydeco I can recommend to you. Many folks dance on the balls of the feet, and some twist. I've never seen that in Louisiana much, only on the West Coast, and not much in the Bay. However, an older style is done where the weight is shifted from side-to-side on the balls of the feet, with the weight dropping on the heel. However, in the last few years, people are using the whole foot, and heels as well. Swivels are used, twizels also, touching with the toe with the weight on the heel. Also, another style is that some people bend one leg more than the other, like a merengue style. Some folks used to only keep the knees bent, and kept the weight on both legs.

My suggestion to you would be to dance with as many folks as you can. Also, do some exercises where you put the weight on the whole foot, and then shift back to the heel, and just raise the toe of the weight foot. It is not easy, and you might want to hold on to a rail or chair to keep your balance.

Also, try alternate weight on your legs, with the weight being on the bent leg. Not too much, as your kneecap will feel it, just enough of bend, slightly, and feel the weight go through the quads, through the hips, and back the other way.

These are just alternatives to doing things the way you do. Twisting is not wrong at all, but I find it hurts my back, which is not great to start with. Try and really focus on keeping the weight down, and back. Not forward, or leaning in. Lean away a slight bit, and see how that feels. It's great when you do, and it makes Zydeco the cool, fun, great dance form it is. Hope that helps.

Dana



Dear Dana,

As a person who does many different styles of dance, I want to know if it is OK to incorporate the different styles I know to Zydeco. I especially like to swing dance, and see how many moves can be done to the Zydeco beat. Is it wrong if I do, and what kind of reception can I expect from the women?

Loves to Swing

Dear Loves,

A good question, and one that is asked all the time. I would say go ahead as long as you remember that the style of Zydeco, especially, is not like swing. There is an emphasis on squaring up with your partner, as opposed to the angled shoulder approach that swing has. Also, remember that many women just want to groove, and not do many fancy swing moves, with arms and twirls, etc...Also, many women are beginners so they may not know the moves you want to do.

My advice would be to just be comfortable with the leads you do, and check out your partners level first. If you feel she can hang, then gently do a move or two, see what happens and proceed from there. Remember to always smile though. That goes a long way.

Hope it helps. Dana.
 


Dear Dana,

Now that spring is here, and the weather is hotter, I have a concern that has been on my mind the last couple of years. I've been dancing at Eagles Hall the past 4 years, and every spring and summer experience the same problem. During the spring and summer months, it tends to get hot in the Hall. I know it's an old building without central air conditioning, and that doesn't bother me, I don't mind sweating. After all, that's what dancing is about. WHAT does concern me is when I dance with certain men who like to dance by the fan, and place ME right in the path of the breeze. Not only do I get chilled by it, but when I wear a dress, it flies up. I can't help get the feeling that some of these guys are doing it on purpose. What can I do about this? Signed, Don't call me the Breeze.

Dear Breeze,

This concern is something I've heard a lot of in the past few years. While the vast majority of guys are nice, sincere, and respectful, we get a few creeps along the way. I suggest telling said partners who do this in a POLITE, but FIRM way to not put you in front of a fan, as it bothers you. The respectful dancer will immediately go out of his way to move. The others, well, if they don't, say do it again, and you're off the floor. That may be a bit harsh, but some guys have to be told.

Dana.



Dear Dana,

I'm a frequent dancer at the Eagles Hall in Alameda, and I love it! Great partners, great atmosphere, great bands. However, the music is too loud for me. I've brought this up to others and they've suggested I dance in the back, away from the stage. Dana, I love to feel the contact between the musicians and dancers. If I dance in the back, I miss out on that exciting transfer of energy between musician and dancer. Any suggestions on how to fix this problem? Signed, Going Deaf

Dear Going Deaf,

Yes, at times I agree with you, even though I book these shows. Because of constant exposure to high volume music, many of the musicians (and some dancers) are suffering problems with hearing loss. I understand the problem, and have put the main speakers on stands to get the sound above the dancers heads, hence creating a sound that can still be heard but where your ears don't bleed. So the problem is being worked on, and slowly getting resolved. With the new changes to the speakers you should be able to dance closer to the stage without having to see blood draining from your eardrums. You'll be able to see the glow in your partners eyes with the dazzling moves you'll do. However, if the sound is still bothering you, ear plugs offer protection, many dancers use them. But believe it or not, I get just as many requests from people that think it isn't LOUD ENOUGH, go figure. Hope this helps.




Dear Dana,

I'm a lady dancer who takes pride in her appearance, and works hard to keep it up. I like to go to a dance looking good and dance my booty off. My complaint is, when I get a guy who can't dance, has a big gut, and is sweating like a hog, and he wants to dance close. What should I do when I don't want to feel their sweat on me, and what would be a good way to politely refuse them?

Doesn't Work For Me

Doesn't Work For Me,

When he gets in close, bounce yourself off his belly, like a trampoline, to propel yourself across the room and out of his reach. Hope this helps.

Dana
 



Dear Dana,

As you know, many of our zydeco dances have more females than males. Initially, this was fantastic! For the first time in my life I was in demand. A hot commodity! Pursued like a stud! And in all honesty, I'm an average looking guy, a mediocre dancer. It was a grand!

But now . . . I've come to feel like a hunted animal. They won't leave me alone. All night long, tap, tap, tap on my shoulder. I never get to dance with who I want. I rarely get the chance to ask a woman to dance.

Is it okay to decline a dance with someone I don't enjoy dancing with? If so, how do I do it? I'm not accustomed to turning women down and I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. Please help.

Stud Nothin

Stud Nothin,

This is not an easy topic, so I'll have to tread lightly here. I think most good dancers have the same experience. I know that when this happens to me, I get uneasy, especially if I have been getting the tap all night long. I would dance once a night with someone like you're describing. But, if you absolutely can't bear to dance with them, tell them you're "sitting this one out," and you must do it! You CANNOT DANCE WITH SOMEONE ELSE for this song, it's plain rude. Or, you can tell them you promised this dance to someone but will try to get back to them later.

Of course, some women don't take a hint, just like MANY MEN. If they persist, I would grin and bear it for one dance, thank them, and move on. I think if you do it in a polite, gracious manner, most women won't object. If the said women wants another dance, again, be polite, but say no thank you, you have someone waiting, but maybe some other time in the future. Hope that helps. Dana.

Dana



Dear Dana,

Last month at Eagles Hall, I was dancing with an older man and everything was fine, until he lead me into an outside turn. As I began to turn he dropped his hand down my back so he could graze my rear end for the entire turn. I wasn't absolutely certain it was deliberate until he tried it again. This is not the first time something like this has happened. What should I do the next time a guy sneaks a feel?

Ms Not to Trot

Dear Ms Not to Trot,

This is one question I hear all the time. My first reaction would be to tell you to smack him upside the head, but that's the street person coming out in me. The professional person in me would tell you to break away from him and stay in open position. If the person tries to make you come back to closed position, tell him you don't appreciate it when they try to sneak a feel past you. Any HONORABLE dancing man would never do it in the first place, and if they were to do it by mistake would probably be apologizing till next year. If THAT doesn't work, then just walk off. I usually never recommend that, but unwanted touching is never allowed and never condoned, so sometimes you have to. Hope that helps. Dana.